Hotel Hell: A Review in Rhyme
No handle outside,leave your patio wide,
Let burglars and bugs come wander inside.
No wardrobe, no pool bar, no room to turn,
Just lessons in rage you didn’t plan to learn.
A sink by the bed wakes all with a splash,
The front door and bathroom play bumper-car crash.
Air con? That’s extra,surprise, surprise!
The safe has a key the size of your thighs.
Tiny beds, brick pillows, spine out of whack,
A TV so small you need binoculars back.
Room's like a coffin, key like a club,
A holiday? No. Just a wallet-backed snub.
welcome to 1984, listed as having Air Con thats a extra cost, safe key thats an extra Cost, Tourist tax , yep extra cost all requested in cash , and a petty place, who has 1 key the attaced to a brick of plastic theses days, everything was petty about them and i spoke to them directly and they did not seem to think it was wrong to turn up without an air con remote or safe key unless you give them cash, unacceptable in this day and age, location was good tho , everyhting else was not good enough