Well, there's a first for everything, and this marks my inaugural negative hotel review. With just a few squares of toilet paper left and one towel MIA, the abundance of dust bunnies on the floor and snorkels adorning the walls really tied together the 'charm' of the place.
On the bright side, breakfast offered a decent spread, although the flies seemed to think the ham and cheese were the main attraction.
As for the reception service, they weren't outright rude, but 'friendly' wasn't in their vocabulary that day.