Well located for Runcorn Station. The receptionist was kind and helpful. The term ‘receptionist’ should be used loosely. He was also the barman, chef and was decorating the bar area in a hint of violent green. More paint will be needed as out of every 5 litres, 2 litres were applied to the woodwork and the remainder to every other surface in a 14 mile radius including floors, walls, passing combine harvesters and a 2 border collies. The room was adequately clean, but clearly maintained, either, by the same contractors who were responsible for looking after Chernobyl or by The David Blunkett & Stevie Wonder Repairs Agency. The ‘No Smoking’ Rule in the rooms seemed to be a request, and not a rule. The other ‘Guests’ seemed to be members of the Russian Olympic Shot-put Team, most of whom seem to have had an unfortunate incident with said Shot-put as their teeth were like Piano Keys on a NAAFI piano - some black, some white, but most missing. A lot of the female ‘guests’ appeared to be women of dubious morale standards who would di anything for £5, a grab bag of Wotsits or a can of White Lightening. The best thing about my stay was Sunday Morning when I left.